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What
is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
How can you tell that a fish is playing hooky?
It isn't in school.
What fish is the most valuable?
A Goldfish
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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What
happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know... but I sure wouldn't want to milk it.
What kinds of doctors make fish look younger?
Plastic sturgeons.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why don't fish play tennis very well?
They always get caught up in the net.
A fisherman asked a musician...
Have you ever tried to tuna fish?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angel fish.
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